Great title, so-so movie. |
I knew I had to see The Louisiana Hussy the moment I discovered it streaming on Tubi. Its title made it all but mandatory. Nan Peterson, who sort of resembles a pre-plastic surgery Melanie Griffith, plays
the titular hussy, and she causes plenty of trouble when she arrives in the
bayou shanty town known as the Pit. Well, she doesn’t so much arrive as she’s
brought there by brothers Jacques and Pierre (Peter Coe and Robert Richards,
respectively) after they find her in the woods, unconscious after having been thrown from a horse. She comes to long enough
to give her name as Minette Lanier and accuse Jacques of stealing her jewelry,
before returning to a state of semi-consciousness.
The plot synopsis on Tubi says that Minette “sows discord” between the two brothers, which is only partially true (Tubi also describes New Orleans as “a small bayou town,” so maybe don’t put too much stock in their synopses.) Jacques was already pissed at Pierre for marrying Lili (Betty Lynn, before she joined the cast of The Andy Griffith Show as Thelma Lou), whom he had the hots for, but Minette just makes things worse. First, she seduces Pierre—on his wedding night no less—then, when he starts getting too suspicious about her past, she runs to Jacques, claiming Pierre forced himself on her, only to belie that accusation by promptly fucking Jacques. Jacques, the big lunk smiling for the first time in the movie, is now firmly on Team Minette, and is none too happy when Pierre relays Doc Opie’s (Tyler McVey) discovery that the real Minette Lanier committed suicide in nearby Grange Hill. Jacques’ refusal to believe him spurs Pierre and Lili (who never learns of her husband’s cheating with the hussy) to take their pontoon boat across the bayou to Grange Hill to find out just who the fuck is this woman claiming to be Minette Lanier.
Pierre and Lili not
only find out the backstory of the Pit’s visiting vixen, but they also uncover
why The Louisiana Hussy isn’t quite working as a movie: the interesting
part—a sexy young woman ingratiating herself into the lives of a wealthy
couple, seducing the husband and driving his wife to suicide—is a mere subplot,
told in flashback. The hussy of Grange Hill doesn’t sound like a woman who
would be content to hang out among the poor folk of the Pit, even if she is screwing
its two most attractive men (pickings are slim in the Pit, OK?), but this inconsistency
is of no concern to screenwriters Charles Lang and William Rowland. Their movie
is about Jacques and Pierre; the hussy is just a device to titillate audiences.
Director Lee “Roll’em” Sholem, as befitting his nickname,
keeps things moving along at brisk pace, continuity be damned (Peterson is
wearing flats when leaving one location, but arrives at her destination wearing
high heels), delivering a few grindhouse thrills along the way, including a
daring-for-its-time skinny dipping scene. But for all the movie’s efforts to appeal to audiences’ prurient interests, The
Louisiana Hussy never lives up to the awesomeness of its title.
20th Century Fox transformed Harry Whittington’s 1956 pulp novel into a very sweaty Southern melodrama. |
Marquand’s blonde
bombshell daughter, Melinda (Martha Hyer, giving a
performance that should appeal to Morgan Fairchild fans), is the woman who relieves
Lonnie’s six-year case of blue balls (I can’t believe he served his entire
sentence without once messing around with a cellmate, but such things weren’t acknowledged
in 1960). Lonnie’s post-nut bliss is quickly dashed when he learns Melinda has
married Dr. Ned Thomas (Brett Halsey). “I waited six
years for you!” Lonnie rages. “You had no choice,” Melinda smirks. Melinda is
content to keep Lonnie as a side piece, but Lonnie doesn’t want to share. But
can he get his revenge before Marquand—with the help of Sheriff Wheaton (Kelly
Thordson, also very sweaty)—silences him for good?
At the movie’s
periphery are Marquand’s mentally unbalanced wife (Joan Bennett), who refuses
to believe her youngest son is dead and goes ballistic whenever her nurse (Irene
Ryan, better known as Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies) tells her the
truth; Paul Marquand (Jack Ging), who is basically the Eric Trump of his family;
and Cass (Anne Helm), Lonnie’s little sister, who’s having an affair with Paul
but getting impatient for him to stand up to his domineering dad and marry her.
Desire in the Dust benefits from a strong cast (Burr, Scott, Hyer and Fowley are all great in their roles) and William F. Claxton’s direction is solid if not exactly distinctive. The movie’s greatest strength, though, is respecting Harry Whittington’s 1956 novel on which it’s based. It’s not 100% faithful, but it’s close enough to where I’d say the movie is just as good as the novel. Some aspects of the movie are a bit icky, however, and by icky, I mean incestuous. Marquand and Melinda’s interactions often suggest they are lovers rather than father and daughter, and upon seeing his little sister Cass for the first time in six years Lonnie leers, all but saying he’d like to tap that. Not sure if the suggestion of incest is meant to play into Deep South tropes or not, but it’s definitely there. It should also be pointed out that each movie features exactly one (1) Black person and they are servants to their movie’s respective wealthy characters, which just doesn’t reflect the population of either movie’s setting, though this very much reflects the time in which these movies were made.
Its uncomfortable familial interactions and unrealistic racial representation aside, I love Desire in the Dust and credit it with introducing me to the work of Harry Whittington. The only thing that would make it even better is if it had been made in the mid-1960s by Russ Meyer. Unfortunately, Desire in the Dust is not available for streaming or on Blu-ray. However, if you’re not too picky about video quality, you can get a perfectly watchable DVD-R here.