Thursday, October 30, 2025
What if ‘Hellraiser’ was Gay(er) and DTF?
Saturday, July 26, 2025
Short Takes: ‘Butterflies in Heat’ (1979) ★ ½
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| In 1986 Butterflies in Heat appeared on video store shelves as Tropic of Desire (no, not that one), masquerading as a sexy romance. |
That lead actor is 1970s
model Matt Collins, who plays Numie Chase, a hustler who’s come down to Key
West, Florida, to put as many miles as possible between him and a potential murder charge in New York City. While there he meets Lola (the incomparable Eartha
Kitt), a nightclub singer who loves white wigs, referring to herself in the
third person, and pretty young men like Numie. However, she has no intention of
paying for it (“People pay Lola,” she informs him). Numie then spots Anne
(bland Roxanne Gregory), sitting alone in a corner of the same tawdry club, his
interest in her strictly recreational. Anne resists his advances, but only
because she is afraid of incurring the wrath of her domineering mother, Leonora (Barbara
Baxley), supposedly a very rich and very famous fashion designer though her
decaying mansion suggests the money and fame are disappearing fast. Numie instead
settles for fucking (off-screen) Anne’s no-so-closeted husband (Numie says he doesn’t
usually service dudes, but the watch he’s offered as payment is valued at
$1,000). Rounding out the cast of characters is Leonora’s plus-sized housekeeper/assistant
Tangerine (Pat Carroll), who is willing to pay for Numie’s body but settles for
his friendship instead, and Sheriff Webb (Bert Williams), who appears periodically
to rough up Numie and arrest him on spurious charges.
Butterflies in Heat—the book and the
movie—sounds like the kind shit I’d love. It’s Tennessee Williams via glory
hole or, at the very least, a queer 92 in the Shade. Instead, I found both to be tedious and frustrating.
I bought a copy of Porter’s novel when it was re-released in the mid-1990s with
a cover more befitting a gay porn video, my hopes high that I’d found some
trash I could truly treasure. I barely made it through 75 pages before giving up.
Porter, it turned out, was more interested in having his female (and
female-presenting) characters deliver paragraphs of fanciful dialog than in Numie unleashing
the monster caged within his butterfly-festooned jeans. Its gay sensibility was
aimed not at bath house sluts, as its X-rated cover art suggested, but at drag cabaret queens.
Director Cash Baxter’s movie adaptation similarly let me down despite all it had going for it. Though the film’s
budget is obviously meager, the production is fittingly seedy, and the cast of
mostly TV veterans doubles its value. Kitt’s Lola—a drag queen in the book but
more ambiguous here—is almost single-handedly worth the price of admission. Carroll,
a character actor perhaps best-known today as the voice of Ursula in Disney’s The
Little Mermaid, takes what could easily be described as The Shelley Winters Role and makes the character Tangerine her own. The least interesting performances are by Collins and Gregory, but then they are saddled with Butterflies’ least
interesting characters. Though screenwriters Tony (Point of Terror) Crechales and George (The Killing Kind) Edwards reign in the book’s long-winded
dialog, they also water down its gay appeal and any potential the movie had of
becoming a camp classic. And forget any sexy fun. The movie’s one (one!) sex
scene is fairly tepid, with only Gregory showing any skin. Despite everyone lusting after Numie,
Collins, who sort of resembles Nathan Fillion in his Firefly days,
seldom takes off his shirt, let alone his pants.
Butterflies in Heat was released on video in 1986 under the title Tropic of Desire—“not to be confused with the same-named porno movie,” the IMDb trivia page cheekily warns. Likely anyone renting the porn movie by mistake would’ve been less disappointed. At least that Tropic of Desire delivers what it promises; not so this cock tease of a movie.
Sunday, June 1, 2025
Short Takes: ‘In the Eye of the Hurricane’ (1971) ★★★
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But there are more unwelcome developments threatening Ruth’s happiness than a layabout stud with a pencil ’stache or a shapely switch-hitter, such as narrowly avoiding a deadly crash when her brakes give out while speeding along a narrow highway, and almost asphyxiating when her scuba tank runs out of air during a diving expedition. Both incidents are dismissed as coincidental malfunctions, but Ruth is sure that someone is trying to kill...Paul. It’s only later that she realizes she’s the one who’s In the Eye of the Hurricane (a.k.a. El ojo del huracán).
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| Even the poster art for In the Eye of the Hurricane and Paranoia complement each other. |
This Spanish-Italian co-production had been on my watchlist for a while, and so it was a pleasant surprise when it popped up on Tubi, under the title The Fox with the Velvet Tail. It’s more a Eurotrash thriller than giallo, which is fine by me. If you liked Umberto Lenzi’s 1969 thriller Paranoia (a.k.a. Orgasmo)—and I count it among my favorites—then you should enjoy In the Eye of the Hurricane. In fact, Paranoia and Hurricane would make a great double feature, as both movies share a lot of similarities: beautiful rich women living in secluded villas, lovers with suspect motives, semi-explicit sex scenes, and bratty bisexual babes.
But as much as Paranoia and Hurricane complement each other, they are not equal. Paranoia is better, but Hurricane is classier. Not only does Hurricane director José María Forqué present his leading lady in a more glamorous light, he also injects his movie with a lot of visual style, such as a dizzying make-out scene between Sorel, hanging upside down from a tree branch, and a topless Gadé (too bad about the shitty day-for-night scenes). The version of Hurricane streaming on Tubi is English dubbed, which makes it difficult to accurately judge the acting, though fortunately none of the actors on screen have their performances sabotaged by awful voice actors. Forqué’s script, co-written with Rafael Azcona and Mario di Nardo, is deceptively simple—too simple, I initially thought, until the final denouement that surprised me with its cleverness. The point of Roland’s presence is never really explained, though the final seconds before the end credits spark plenty of speculation. At the risk of a minor spoiler, I’ll just say Ruth should have fun with him (Roland is cute, in a smarmy sort of way) but maybe keep a gun handy. Roland’s up to something.
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| Michel’s (Tony Kendall) inability to properly tie a tie may not be what drove Ruth (Analia Gadé) to leave him, but I’m sure it was a factor. |
Sunday, April 27, 2025
Short Takes: ‘The Love Machine’ (1971) ★★
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| There’s a reason The Love Machine doesn’t share the same cult status as Valley of the Dolls. |
This time, instead of dolls it’s dick that drives characters to ruin, specifically the one attached to its main character Robin Stone (John Phillip Law). Stone is a New York City newscaster/manwhore who moistens the panties of Judith Austin (Dyan Cannon), the much younger wife of IBC network head Gregory Austin (Robert Ryan). Judith, pussy aquiver, urges her oblivious hubby to make Robin IBC’s new anchorman. It’s not long before Robin is named head of the network’s news division, and Judith shows up expecting to be thanked hard and often. Robin is happy to oblige, especially now that his model girlfriend/doormat Amanda (Jodi Wexler) is out of the way, having killed herself after Robin dumped her. Judith, however, won’t disappear so easily.
The Judith and Robin business is mostly confined to the movie’s second half. The first half focuses more on Robin treating Amanda like shit, even hitting her when she tries to leave his apartment early in the morning because she must get ready for a photo shoot, and butting heads with IBC’s programming head, Danton Miller (Jackie Cooper). There’s also an underdeveloped subplot about a hack comic, Christie Lane (Shecky Greene), who hosts a schlocky-but-successful variety show on IBC, getting involved with Amanda briefly before entering a transactional relationship with IBC’s publicist/“celebrity fucker” Ethel Evans (Maureen Arthur). Flitting about the movie’s periphery is openly gay fashion photographer and Robin’s best friend Jerry Nelson (David Hemmings), who holds out hope he can get his hands on the love machine one day.
The Love Machine is no Valley of
the Dolls, though it offers some campy fun here and there. Dyan Cannon is
miscast (an older actress like Lola Albright or Eleanor Parker would’ve been
a better fit even if they had less marquee value), her portrayal of Judith rendering her less a calculating ballbreaker than a bratty high schooler, but at least Cannon understood the assignment. Same goes for Hemmings,
whose performance is one of the more entertaining ones in the movie,
stereotypical though it may be. Unfortunately, John Phillip Law mistook his
character’s name as a character trait, acting like a stone and robbing the movie
of much of its entertainment value. He’s attractive, yes, but totally
unbelievable as a “love machine.” (BTW, “the love machine” of the title is primarily
referring to television itself, though that point gets lost when the movie focuses
more on Robin’s compulsive need to fuck as many women as possible.)
Director Jack Haley, Jr., does the movie no favors by simultaneously mimicking Valley (cheesy fashion advertisements, an author cameo, plus two Dionne Warwick songs) while also including some self-aware camp, such as having the Hallelujah Chorus play as Danton Miller exits Gregory Austin’s office, relieved he was not summoned there to be fired. And don’t expect its R-rating to up the ante. Though you get some fleeting glimpses of bare tits and ass (including Law’s) and a couple of F-bombs (but way more F-slurs, especially in the movie’s homophobic last act), they do little to amp up the sleaze. In the end, the movie adaptation of The Love Machine never establishes itself as anything more than a cheap imitation. All that said, it’s still more enjoyable than the turgid 1975 adaptation of Susann’s third bestseller, Once is Not Enough.
Saturday, January 25, 2025
As Difficult to Put Down as it is to Stomach
Trigger Warning: This is plantation porn, so there’s a lot of stuff that’s going to offend a lot of people, though I’d be more concerned if you’re not offended at all.
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| I thought I was done with plantation porn, until I learned the identity of “Ashley Carter.” |
And we’re not even 60 pages in yet.
So, yeah, Master of Blackoaks is not for the delicate, full of cruel acts and vile language, with characters using the N-word so frequently and so casually you’d think you were on Twitter. Yet, as difficult as Master of Blackoaks is to stomach, it’s just as difficult to put down, delivering everything a reader would want from plantation porn. If you’re not that reader, you probably backed out during the first paragraph of this post. For the rest of you, let’s continue.
After Baxter Simon departs, Blackoaks is visited by a slave trader who is just as despicable, Eakins Shivers. Shivers arrives with a coffle that “looked diseased, half-starved, exhausted. The ankles of every man, woman, and child bled from the unrelenting bite of their shackles with every step they took.” Though the Baynards find his treatment of his property distasteful, Ferrell Baynard invites Shivers into his home, where the two men talk within the confines of Ferrell’s office. Shivers is allowed to camp on Blackoaks property for the night. The next morning, Shivers is gone, and with him, two of the Baynards’ slaves.
Ferrell admits to his mistress, house slave Jeanne D’Arc (often addressed as Jahndark), that the missing men were sold, but tells his family that the slaves ran away, mostly to hide the truth about the plantation’s shaky finances. His oldest son Ferrell-Junior deduces what happened, however, and he does not approve. His father insists he had to. “That’s what Baxter Simon said, Papa,” Ferrell-Junior replies. “He cut out a slave child’s tongue because he had to.”
Even before the sale of the slaves, Ferrell’s son-in-law Styles intuits Blackoaks has a cash flow problem. Ferrell’s side hustle of distilling his own blend of corn liquor is what keeps the plantation afloat now that the over-farmed land only yields low-grade cotton. Styles, who heard the high offers Baxter Simon was making on Blade, thinks Blackoaks should turn its attention to slave breeding, becoming more resentful each time his father-in-law rejects the idea.
Meanwhile, his wife Kathy is driven to tears by Styles’ physical neglect. We know why he won’t touch her, and I might’ve spared a little bit of sympathy for him if he was merely a closet case, especially when coming out is not an option, but Styles is a sadistic, social-climbing asshole, who only married Kathy for her family’s position in Southern society. When he forces himself to have sex with his wife, he can only get aroused by causing Kathy pain. Kathy’s mother, Miz Claire, is concerned by her daughter’s unhappiness, though she totally misjudges the situation, worrying that Styles is too sexually demanding. “The ugly, depraved things men demand of women. I thanked God when I became ill—yes I did!—when your father moved out of my bedroom,” Miz Claire tells a disheartened Kathy.
The arrival of Hunter “Hunt” Campbell, a young, attractive Yankee hired to live at Blackoaks and tutor 15-year-old Morgan Baynard, provides a distraction, as well as an outsider’s point of view. Hunt has little interest in living in Alabama, but it’s crucial he put as many miles as possible between himself and Massachusetts since his cousin found out Hunter had been fucking his wife. To the Baynards’ credit, even though they don’t understand their new employee from the North, they are fairly accepting of him—provided he understands his place. Namely, that he keeps his abolitionist views to himself. Hunt rebels against this requirement in small ways, though not always successfully. His attempt at ingratiating himself with the kitchen slaves is merely awkward, with Jeanne d’Arc politely but strongly encouraging Hunt to take his white ass out to dining room with the other white folk and leave the kitchen slaves be.
Hunt makes greater inroads when teaching Morgan. Morgan is, in today’s parlance, intellectually disabled and struggles with his lessons, but Morgan’s “body slave” Soapy (a.k.a. Sophocles) is a quick study. Ferrell is none too pleased, telling Hunter that he’s wasting his time and Ferrell’s money. “I won’t tolerate it. There is a law against teaching Negro slaves to read. The state legislature passed that law upon deliberation. In many ways it’s a good law,” Ferrell says.
Not wanting to be sent back to Boston, the Yankee tutor acquiesces. Soapy is distraught, as there was one book (never named) that he wanted to continue reading. Hunter tells him not to worry. “Maybe I could lose it, Soapy. Somewhere you can find it. Only, you’ve got to be careful. If anybody finds you got it, they might fire me—but it’ll be much worse for you.”
But Hunter Campbell isn’t exactly a hero. When his employer extends the offer of a bed wench (“I’ve never believed it was healthy for a man—young or old—to be too long denied a sexual outlet”), Hunt balks, knowing the woman offered him would be forced to do so. But when he retires to his room and finds a nervous 15-year-old(!) slave girl, Sefina, waiting for him, Hunt takes full advantage, his principles no match against his blue balls.
‘I Must Test You…for Viscosity’
The text on the
back of the book teases an affair between Hunt and Kathy (“He found solace and
torment with Kenric’s wife”), but beyond a make-out session in the final
chapters of the book in which Kathy seriously considers an affair with
the hunky Yankee, the pair never hook up. The teaser text on the back also suggests
Styles Kenric’s homosexuality would be featured more prominently, but it’s not
addressed again until the last few chapters, though it does so in a most
spectacular fashion, when Kathy spies her husband through her dressing room
door “inspecting” Blade’s teen-aged brother, Moab.
“Lawdy, Masta
Styles, you keep whipping my snake like that, it gonna be mighty easy to get
that juice you wants.”
Styles nodded. His
fingers tightened and he slowly stroked the boy’s penis until Moab’s hips
tightened and writhed in helpless reflex. “Do you like that, Moab?”
“Lawdy, masta…lawdy…”
The stroking
motions increased in intensity and Styles gripped the pulsing penis tighter.
Trembling with horror
and outrage at war inside her, Kathy saw that Styles was shaking visibly, like
a young boy with his first lover.
She heard Styles
mumble something unintelligible about “fluid.” His breathing quickened and he
sank to his knees before Moab. Moab’s eyes widened in disbelief at the white
man on his knees before him. Moab was almost deranged with overwhelming
passion. He could only stand, legs apart, as Styles caught him about the hips
and pressed his face against his thighs. Styles gasped, “Viscosity.”
“What masta?”
“Viscosity, Moab.”
Styles mumbled fanatically, his face pressed into the boy’s crisp black pubic
hairs. “I must test you…for viscosity…. Do you see, Moab? Oh my, God, Moab, do
you see?”
“I see, masta,”
Moab whispered helplessly as the white man crammed the dark and distended penis
between his lips, nursing it furiously.”
So, yeah, that
happens. When Kathy confronts him, Styles alternately tries to blame her for
spying then gaslight her, apologizing that she’s so upset about what she thinks
she saw. But Kathy isn’t having it: “Think I saw! I saw you on your
knees, Styles—sucking—that Black boy’s—cock!”
Kathy lobs the
expected epithets at her husband (“Homo! Homo! Homo!”) before adding: “Being a
homosexual is not nearly as rotten as your lying—your pretense.”
But Styles is
unmoved. Since divorce isn’t an option, the pair split in the only acceptable
way: Styles moves into a separate bedroom, just like his father-in-law had so many
years ago.
Road to Tragedy Paved with Boners, Bored Rednecks
Kathy’s oldest brother Ferrell-Junior has his own issues. FJ knows Lorna June Garrity is not of his class, hers being in the lower-middle, but her social standing has no bearing on her beauty. Lorna’s mother, Lucinda, bitter ever since her husband was cheated out his inheritance by his conniving cousin Leander (all these L names!), is determined to claim her place in Southern society and is not above whoring her daughter out to get what she wants. (Mr. Garrity just drinks.) Lucinda gives her daughter advice that should be familiar to fans of Bobbie Gentry (or Reba McEntire or Orville Peck): “You be nice to Mr. Baynard now, Lorna June. You want him to come back again, so you be nice to him.”
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| British publisher Pan Books’ cover for Master of Blackoaks emphasizes the book’s cruelty over the sex. |
His post-nut bliss later turns
to regret when he sees his odious “friend” Gil Talmadge at the local
watering hole. The book makes clear that FJ doesn’t really like Gil but goes
along with his antics—like having a mentally disabled slave girl masturbate for
the guys’ amusement—just so he’s not shunned by the group. Gil tells FJ that Lorna
June is the town lay. “Hell, if you didn’t screw her the first time out, you’re
in a new minority, old pal,” Gil says. “Every white guy in Calvert County has
had ole Lorna June Garrity—at least once.”
FJ later confronts
Lorna June about the rumors. She confesses he’s not the first man she’s been
with (“I might have made a couple mistakes, but that’s all they
were—mistakes”), but she quickly silences Ferrell-Junior’s concerns, as well as
get him to again promise to invite her to an upcoming party at Blackoaks, with
a blowjob. Girl knows how to negotiate!
The day of the
party arrives, but the Garritys don’t. FJ had pleaded with Kathy to invite her
but learns later that Kathy “accidentally” lost the invitation, conveniently
finding it the morning after the party. A guilty FJ rides to town to apologize
to the Garritys. Though her mother is royally pissed about the snub, Lorna June
is forgiving and suggests she and Ferrell-Junior go for a ride out into the
country. FJ doesn’t understand why she still wants anything to do with him, but
it seems Lorna June finds him as hot as he finds her. Like they have on all their
previous buggy rides, the couple pulls off the road to bang. But, as we’ve seen
time and time again, the road to tragedy is paved with boners and bored
rednecks:
They were so
engrossed in each other they did not hear the rustling in the underbrush. It
was not until they reached a driving climax, almost struggling off the blanket
in their frenzy, and Ferrell fell away from her exhausted, that he saw Gil
Talmadge and the others standing just inside the small clearing.
“Get out of here,”
Ferrell said to her. “Get in that buggy and get the hell out of here. Dress on
the road. Anything. Get the hell out of here.”
Lorna June isn’t
quick enough. FJ is beaten and tied to a wheel of his buggy, powerless as Lorna
June is gang raped. In the aftermath, Lorna June marries homely bank clerk Luke
Scroggins and FJ, who heretofore has shown zero interest in his mother’s
Catholic faith, becomes a motherfuckin’ priest.
A Steady Stream of Depravity, Debauchery and Dicking
I thought my days
of reading plantation porn were behind me. I had waded into the slaveploitation
cesspool in the latter half of the aughts, first with Kyle Onstott’s Mandingo, then its early
sequels, Drum and Master of Falconhurst. I was drawn to their
lurid content, the books being in questionable taste only increasing my
fascination. I was offended by the subject matter, sure, but then I should be.
Slavery is offensive. I take greater issue Gone with the Wind, which is,
to quote director and What
Went Wrong co-host Chris Winterbauer, “Civil War fan
fiction.” At least plantation porn doesn’t try to romanticize the antebellum
South.
It was when I
sampled some slaveploitation lit outside of the Falconhurst series that I began reconsidering my interest in the genre. Richard Tresillian’s The
Bondmaster (“Harder than Mandingo! Louder than Drum!”) was OK, even
if it’s basically a retelling of Mandingo, re-locating the story from
the American South to sugar plantations in the Caribbean, but novel’s implication that
slavery wasn’t that bad so long as the slaves knew their place (a.k.a. the
DeSantis narrative) did not sit well with me. Worse was Dragonard, a book I learned
about through The Colbert Report, of all places. By virtue of focusing
his novel on its repugnant main character, who aspires to be a slave
master, author Rupert Gilchrist downplays the plight of the slaves. I also got the
distinct impression while reading it that Gilchrist relished every N-word he
typed. When I came to the end of Dragonard, I came to the end of my
exploration of planation porn.
But then I learned
“Ashley Carter” was yet another one of Harry Whittington’s pseudonyms. Whittington had been signed to continue writing the Falconhurst
series in the early 1970s after the death of Lance Horner, who’d been writing
the series after originator Onstott’s 1966 death. This accounts why
some “Ashley Carter” books from this period include the credit “A Lance Horner Novel,” though Master of Blackoaks has nothing to do with the
Falconhurst series.
Anyway, I sought out Master of Blackoaks because of its author, not because of its genre, and I was not disappointed. Whittington again proves he was good at his job, giving readers what they wanted, no matter the genre. Still, this book’s not for everybody. If you do pick it up, maybe don’t break it out while waiting in line to see a performance at the Apollo (or anywhere in public, really).
Master of Blackoaks is still trash, and Whittington cranks it up to 11, making it the best kind of trash, the book delivering a steady stream of depravity, debauchery and dicking. Whittington adds some redeemable touches, however. He makes sure that the plight of the slaves is known, and that while some, such as Jeanne d’Arc, are able to achieve some modest privileges (one of the perks of banging her master), they will always be denied the ultimate privilege of freedom, as Jeanne d’Arc discovers near the end of the novel. The Baynards may be “good” slave owners (i.e., they prefer their field boss Bos not whip their property, thank you), but Whittington doesn’t let readers forget they’re still slave owners all the same. The Baynards’ slaves are thought of as part of the family—until money’s tight, and then they’re chattel that Ferrell Baynard has no compunction about selling to a heartless slave trader like Eakins Shivers.
As the book goes
along, Whittington focuses more on sex than servitude. In addition to detailing
Hunt Campbell’s night with a teen slave girl (yeah, that’s all kinds of wrong),
FJ’s romps with Lorna June and Styles blowing Moab, he devotes several chapters
to the field boss’s sexually frustrated wife Florine finding satisfaction with
a very eager Moab (he’s a slave, but he’s also a horny teenager). While these
chapters increase the novel’s prurient content, they add little to the
narrative and reduce Moab to little more than a walking hard-on long before
Styles tests the viscosity of his load.
The novel’s story is told in an episodic fashion, making for a fractured narrative. It’s about Ferrell Baynard—no, wait, it’s about Hunt, the Yankee tutor. Nope, now it's about FJ and Lorna June. Hey, why don't we check back with Ferrell Baynard.... It’s not hard to follow, though, just a bitch to synopsize. More frustrating, Master of Blackoaks doesn’t have a fully satisfying ending, leaving several storylines up in the air, with an implied “to be continued,” likely because Whittington knew they would be. There are three additional books in the Blackoaks series. I own two of them, meaning my plantation porn reviews are…
To be continued…
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| The fourth book in the Blackoaks series, A Farewell to Blackoaks, was published in 1984 and is difficult to find today. The few I found online had price tags of $70+, so, no, I won’t be reading it. |
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